- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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