- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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