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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is funnier than 24 69

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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