Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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