Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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