Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Nobody cares maddie!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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