A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Serbian Film

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Tilt your screen back .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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