Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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