Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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pudding

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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the game

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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