Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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