- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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