- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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