- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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