- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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