- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Knock Knock Who did that?

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