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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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