- Anti Joke

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.