Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Alchohol.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

read this sentence again.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

12/23/2012

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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