Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's half of 8? o

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Alchohol.

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