why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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