knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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