what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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