Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How do you end a sentence

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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