Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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