- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

who is gay wit mon james cornish

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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