- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Sarah Palin.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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