what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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