- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why didn't he finish his

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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