What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

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