What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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