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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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