- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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