- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what happened to your carpool? they died.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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