- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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