- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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