Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

deez nuts

Women's rights

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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