- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why? Why not?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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