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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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