- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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