- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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