Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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