- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

woman's rights

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Heskey time.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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