What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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alert('The Game')

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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