How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I was watching Fox news.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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