What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

im not food

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

im @ work, LOL.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Im gay What about you

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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