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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

whats brown and sticky a stick

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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