- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Yo Mama just died.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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