Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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kieran is a homosexual

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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