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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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