Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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