- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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