- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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