- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

how do you win a game try your best

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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