- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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