How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You having friends.

ure mama's so fat

A Chinese man fails a math test

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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