- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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