How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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