- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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