- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

hey guys im gay

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

This is an anti- joke

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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