knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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