- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Your mom is not fat!

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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