A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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