- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??