- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

9/11

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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