What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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