What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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ure mama's so fat

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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You having friends.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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