What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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9/11

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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gingers

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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