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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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