Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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