People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Robin get in the batmobile!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Obama = ebola

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

the midget went to the midget store

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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