- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

a skinny sumo wrestler

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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