- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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