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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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