- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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