- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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