What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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