- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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