Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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