What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock, Knock Who's There

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

. . I am a whale

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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