- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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