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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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feminism

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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