- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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